We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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