had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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