dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i will never coherently bang her
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Couch. On fire.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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