I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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