After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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