well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
do herpes really smell.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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