hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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