His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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