do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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