When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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