i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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