The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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