I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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