omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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