i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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