Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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We are two peas in an std pod
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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