well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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