Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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