She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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