Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Help. Why am I so naked?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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