I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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