when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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