Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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