you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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