bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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