Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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