Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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