What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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