Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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