My brain says no but my pants say off.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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