great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
4 words: hood of his car
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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