Duck Duck Cougar?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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