Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Dick very happy bro
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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