She said her name was "party"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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