so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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