My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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