He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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