Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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