drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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