after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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