sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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