Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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