You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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