i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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