Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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