Kiss
Puke
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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