Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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