ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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