rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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