We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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