Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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i came on her dog
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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