And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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