then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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