I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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