i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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