as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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